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How Politics Works 政治如何運作

你知道政治是如何運作的嗎?

看看下面幾段簡短的對話，你應該就可以知道是如何運作的了

Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.

Son: NO!

Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.

Son:..oh.. okay, then.

-DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-

Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!

Bill Gates: Hell no!

Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.

Bill gates: ...oh, ok.

-DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-

Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!

Employer: NO.

Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.

Employer: Oh, okay!

THIS. IS. BUSINESS