金門阿鸞姐傳統手作

美式笑話

雖是笑話，但卻句句至理名言！

百姓為何所剩無多??被政客連肉帶骨啃光

內科醫師

They know everything & do nothing.

外科醫師

They know nothing, but do everything.

精神科醫師

They know nothing, and they do nothing, but they tell you everything.

政客

They know something, promise everything, and do nothing.

律師

They know nothing, they do nothing, but they charge you for everything.

總統

Their left brain has nothing right and their right brain has nothing left.

左腦沒有任何對的東西，右腦也沒有留下任何東西(腦殘)

老百姓

They know everything & do everything, but they have nothing.